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i always enjoy making small cute paintings
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
(Source: inhalers)
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the part of this comic Tumblr has chosen to use is the last frame
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”
(via tealeafprincess)
I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.
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Is there such thing as drive thru sushi restaurants? Because if there’s not then I think this is a thing that we really need to make happen. I need sushi with no effort.

